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Oh Captain, My Captain!




The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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Must go to bed.

But I know that’s not going to happen.

I’m going to shut down my laptop, grab a bottle of water and my new Hunger Games books and read until like 4.

And then wonder why I feel like death when I wake up tomorrow morning…


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my suicide note

twistedfuckk:

knock knock

who’s there

not me because i killed myself

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